little_black_book
23, London

About Me

"lead me not into temptation... I know the short cut follow me"


a vicar books into a travel lodge and says to the receptionist "I hope the porn Channel is disabled" she replied "No its ordinary porn you sick **stard!"

was reading the paper today about a dwalf that had been pickpocketed,how can someone stoop so low

why do men only get good ideas when having sex...cause theyre plugged into a genius

Welsh mans penis 7 inches . English mans 6 inches . American mans penis 8 inches. Icelandic man penis 11 inches.. Why do you think mums go to Iceland

An old man outside the co-op cashpoint asked me to check her balance so i gave him a push........they arrested me! No sense of humour some people!

just come out of a fish and chips shop and a homeless man said Ive not ate for 4 days i turned around and said i wish i had your willpower

Other Details

Username:
Little black book
Lives in:
London
Age:
23 years old
Body:
A few extra kilos
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Brunette
Drinker:
No
Smoker:
No
Vaping:
No