Well Hello there! I am an exciting, eccentric vibrant person. I am passionate about life. I am always smiling and trying to make OTHER people smile. I am very kind but dont push me too far as I can be vicious rrrr. Im strong minded and extremely confident. No insecurities. No time to worry about what I havent got. More time to appreciate what I HAVE got! I love singing/songwriting, love dancing, love blues and funk, love 60s era, love flowers, floaty dresses birds tweeting shiny happy people lol! Love 80s, love tight leggings and big hair, big heels (on me NOT YOU) Love humour. If you dont have a good sense of humour. Go away! Noone likes you! Lol My humour is a bit strange so if you dont consider yourself open minded then stay in the box. Well I say strange because sometimes Im the only one who gets the joke. Well heres for the normal bit: - I work in sales, accounts, customer service and admin, as I know my way how to comfort unsettled souls and also how to organise. Its great. I get to flourish in every way possible. Its nice to be in a job where Im appreciated. I have been single for ages. My longest relationship was just under 5yrs. I am here to hopefully meet a wonderful, talented, intelligent, interesting, dominant male! Im not here to make a profit or and I dont need a career boost. Help-no Advice-yes! Hope my profile hasnt scaRED you off! If it has GOOD. Filter out the time wasters: .